Haikus for Bun, 'cuz why not?

Bun's growing bigger
The belly keeps expanding
Soon so will with fam'

Mom supposed to crave
Fruit and veggies on her mind
The chocolate's Dad's

Baby stuff on porch
Must be brought in within weeks
Outdoor cribs frowned on

Bun's one for nighttime
Moving and shaking at dusk
Rumbles in belly

A house sans diapers
You say changing them not bad
Then first blowout's yours

Parenting seems neat
Easy to say when not one
Where is the guide book?

Dad's used to children
Whine and bicker all day long
These born 'lection day

Sweet little baby
Excitement trumps nervousness
Get sleep while you can

Wife's very pregnant
Tells me next time it's your turn
Epidural now